If you wanna get up there, you’re gonna need a ride.

1 hour ago on April 23rd | J | 323 notes

britneyspeares:

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

1 hour ago on April 23rd | J | 184,849 notes

nudityandnerdery:

berenzero:

batman-who:

Jedi vs Sith

I’ll take the red book, thank you.

I so want a copy of that.

1 hour ago on April 23rd | J | 1,559 notes

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

1 hour ago on April 23rd | J | 60,711 notes

there are two types of homestuck fans

friendlybatteringram:

charlesoberonn:

porrim-maryam:

"i love kan"

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"i love kan"

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"I love cans"

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"Oh fuck it’s Cans"

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noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 31,663 notes

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies the most rabies resistant mammal in the world, and the chances of an opossum having it/infecting you or a pet with it is slim to none. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly. Sorry for the false info on the first go around.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?
18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 42,578 notes

too-stoned-to-remember:

I don’t remember learning the words to Bohemian Rhapsody, I think I was just born knowing them

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 103,487 notes
jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 41,123 notes